Things Charlie Wants to Know

A) Why does Jesus live in outer space?

B) How many weeks does it take to get to the North Pole?

C) Are there toys in heaven?

D) How many years does it take to get to the wars that are far away in the arctic?

E) Why does Jacky attack?

F) What color are reindeer?

G) Does Santa have a dog in his sleigh?

H) What is Marfa Loosoo King day?

I) How old do I have to be to drive?

J) Can I take blue Doritos in my lunch?

K) Is it Friday yet?

L) Where are all the books about January?

M) Why do bad guys wear masks and have big beards and leather jackets?

N) Can we buy a machine gun like in the war at Walmart?

O) Can I be twelve years old?

P) When does Grandma Joyce come home?

Q) Why do aliens like to come to our planet?

  1 comment for “Things Charlie Wants to Know

  1. January 27, 2015 at 2:35 pm

    Ha!
    So,,,the bad guy question reminds me of the time I took my four year old, William, to Panera Bakery, and there was a guy there with a scruffy beard in a leather jacket with ripped jeans, and Will said (loudly while pointing), “Hey look Mum, a BAD GUY!”
    It was epic–both hilarious and embarrassing for the whole packed place…

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